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Waiter Rant: Thanks for the Tip-Confessions of a Cynical Waiter

The Waiter
★★★★★ 3.49 Goodreads
Pages302
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FinishedOct 22, 2011
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Published2008
In your libraryOct 21, 2011
ISBN00116
Read before session trackingOct 22, 2011 · 302 pages
According to The Waiter, 80 percent of customers are nice people just looking for something to eat. The remaining 20 percent, however, are socially maladjusted psychopaths.Waiter Rant offers the server's unique point of view, replete with tales of customer stupidity, arrogant misbehavior, and unseen bits of human grace transpiring in the most unlikely places.Through outrageous stories, The Waiter reveals the secrets to getting good service, proper tipping etiquette, and how to keep him from spitting in your food. The Waiter also shares his ongoing struggle, at age 38, to figure out if he can finally leave the first job at which he's really thrived.

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"Office Space" of the Restaurant world, July 20, 2008

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As I read "Waiter Rant", I couldn't help but think that this truly was a bit like the cult film "Office Space", but for the restaurant world. Parts of the book were just flat out funny, in that kind of way that Office Space is funny to those of us who work in the corporate world.

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